Judge Mujrim
Judge: Tmhari Akhri Wish?
Mujrim:Aap Ki Beti Se Shadi,
Nokia N97, 5 Crore Rupaye,
USA Ka Visa, 2 Saal Ka
Haneymoon,
6-7 Bache Jo Aap Ko Nana Nana Kahen Or Mujhe Papa,
Or Main Un Sab Ki Shadi Karwa Dun,
Uske Baad Aap Jo Fesla 2 Mjhe Manzor Honga.
Judge: Ha Ha Ha… Meri Koi Beti Hi Nhi..Tango Saale Ko
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1047 views
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Wife dopehar me husband se: dinner lo Ji.
Husband Jahil ye dinner nahi lunch hai.
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Dada or dadi ne,apni jawani ke dino ko phir se yad kar ke manane ka socha,
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unho ney faisla kia ke hum phir drya kinare milangay,
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dada suba jaldi uth kar tyar ho ke, gulab le kar drya kinare pohncha, boht dair ho gayi dadi nahi ayi,wo ghusse me ghar aya, or phool phainkty howe bola, tum ayi kion nhi?
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Bacha masumiat se bola.
Or main sala pupyy!
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