Judge: Tmhari Akhri Wish?
Mujrim:Aap Ki Beti Se Shadi,
Nokia N97, 5 Crore Rupaye,
USA Ka Visa, 2 Saal Ka
Haneymoon,
6-7 Bache Jo Aap Ko Nana Nana Kahen Or Mujhe Papa,
Or Main Un Sab Ki Shadi Karwa Dun,
Uske Baad Aap Jo Fesla 2 Mjhe Manzor Honga.
Judge: Ha Ha Ha… Meri Koi Beti Hi Nhi..Tango Saale Ko

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1010 views

Poultry farm ke maalik ne sabhi

Poultry farm ke maalik ne sabhi Murgiyon ko order diya.

"Agar tum logon ne kal se 2-2 ande nahi diye to kal se tumhara dana pani band."

Murgiya dar gayi ....sab ne 2-2 ande diye magar ek ne sirf ek anda hi diya"

Malik "Tum ne 1 anda hi diya hai?".
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Jawab mila.

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"Sir ye anda aapke dar ki wajah se diya hai. Waise main to Murga hoon"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Autowala

Autowala to Santa : Sahab, 100 rupaye ho gaye.
Santa ne 50 rupaye autowale ko de diye.
Autowala : Sahab ye to gundagardi hai, meter ki
hisab se 100 rupaye hue hai.
Santa : Tu bhi to baithkar aaya hai, tera kiraya bhi
kya mujhe dena parega!!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

JIN admi sy

JIN admi sy:
kya hukm hy mery aqa
Admi:mere lye "sheela"sy shadi ka intzam kro,
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Jin:Aqa hukam kro begerat mat bano BHABI hy
tmhari;)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Time in between

Father: How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too, but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek pathan ka school main

Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admission hua .

Teacher: beta batao Allama iqbal kon hain?

Pathan: hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya aya he….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)