Judge Mujrim

Judge: Tmhari Akhri Wish?
Mujrim:Aap Ki Beti Se Shadi,
Nokia N97, 5 Crore Rupaye,
USA Ka Visa, 2 Saal Ka
Haneymoon,
6-7 Bache Jo Aap Ko Nana Nana Kahen Or Mujhe Papa,
Or Main Un Sab Ki Shadi Karwa Dun,
Uske Baad Aap Jo Fesla 2 Mjhe Manzor Honga.
Judge: Ha Ha Ha… Meri Koi Beti Hi Nhi..Tango Saale Ko

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1012 views
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