Sardar
5 Sardar owr 1 Pathan Helicopter ki rassi se Latky howe thay
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Pilot ne kaha ke Load zayada hai eslie 1 Fard ko koodna hoga
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Pathan yai sun kar bola: yai qurbani mai de daita hon
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Ye sun kar sary sardar taliyan bajany lagy
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 800 views
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