Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding
items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote
control for a television set in her purse.
'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.
'No,' she replied, ' but my husband refused to
come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could
do to him legally.'

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 789 views

One Santa plays Holi every Sunday

One Santa plays Holi every Sunday. Man: why you play Holi on every Sunday? Santa: because Sunday is Holi-day.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

mankind will never see

Mankind will never see an end of trouble until.


lovers of wisdom come to hold political power,

or the holders of power.


become lovers of wisdom.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Puttar tujhe Lahore jane mein

Sardarni: Puttar tujhe Lahore jane mein aik din laga aur wapsi mein 3 din,
Woh bhi new car se?

Sardar: Maa ye car banane wale bhi pagal hein,

Jane ke liye 5 Gear aur aney ke liye sirf aik reverse Gear.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan is greater than Newton

Newton : When we throw a ball in the air, why does it come down?? . . . . . .

Pathan : there is nobody in the air to catch it.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Nirmal Baba Ke Saran Me Pretty Zinta

Pretty Zinta : baba meri IPL Team haar rahi hai kya karun???

Nirmal Baba: jhappiyan dete ho players ko???

Preity Zinta: han baba

Nirmal Baba: apne players ko dena band karo opposite team walo ko dena shuru karo Kripa ho jaegi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)