Women revenge
Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding
items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote
control for a television set in her purse.
'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.
'No,' she replied, ' but my husband refused to
come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could
do to him legally.'
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 822 views
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