Sardar ki betiyan
Ek Sardar ki 10 Betiyan Thin Phir jaa
k Uske Ghar Ek Beta Hua.
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Sardar ne Uska Naam kya rakha hoga?
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MUSHKIL SINGH.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 901 views
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