Girl- Nice mobile, where did u buy?
Boy- I won dis in a running race.

Girl- How many people participated?

Boy- MOBILE OWNER, POLICE and ME.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 687 views

Pathan Apni Biwi ko Clinic Le Gaya

Pathan Apni Biwi ko Clinic Le Gaya 0r Dr ko Bohat Maara..

Sab Ne Poochha kya Hua?

Pathan Bola:
Sala Bolta Hai Tmhari Biwi ka B.P Dekhna Hai....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher: "what's the further

Teacher: "what's the further away, America or the Moon?"

Student: "America!"

Teacher: "America? Whatever gave you that idea?"

Student: "Simple, We can always see the moon from the india, but not america!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bar... Alligator

A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It's about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get that son of a bitch outta here. It's going to bite one of my customers and I'm going to get sued."

The guy says, "No no no, it's a tame alligator. I'll prove it to you."

He picks up the alligator and puts it on the bar. Then he unzips his pants, pulls out his package and sticks it in the alligator's mouth. The alligator just keeps his mouth open. After about 5 minutes, he pulls it out of the alligator's mouth and zips up his pants and says, "See, I told you it was a tame alligator. Anybody else want to try it?"

The drunk down at the end of the bar says, "Yeah, I'd like to try it but I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long!"

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Mai Memon Hun

1 Pehalwan Ne Ek Mehfil Me
Sirf 1 Limu Se Pura 1 Glas Bhar K
Juice Nikal Kr Sb Ko Heran Krdia & Challang Kia
K Asa Koi Or Kr K Dikhae.
Sb Ne Haar Mn Li
Phr Ek Kamzor Se Admi Ne Nichory Hue Limu Se
1 Glass Juice Nikal Kr Pehalwan Ko B Herat Me Dal Dia

Pehlwn: Ap B Kia Pehalwan Ho?

Admi: Mai Memon Hun

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

How old is your father?

Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)