English class-kid: Me sleep with dad last night Madam corrected : NO beta,I slept with dad last night..

Kid : Aap mere sone k baad aayi hogi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 928 views

Kareena ko ladka hua

Kareena ko ladka hua ekdam kala

Saif bola tu gori main gora ladka kaise kala

Kareena boli tu hot main hot jal gaya saala

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

1 Larka Pee K Aaya

1 Larka Pee K Aaya
Dad Se Bachne K Liye
Eik Bari Se Book Laay Kaar Parhnayy Lagaa
Dad: Pee K Aya Hai
Son: Nae Toh
Dad: Kaminay Phir Suitcaxe Khoo
Kay Kiya Baak Bak Bak Kar Raha Haa.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Heere ki terha chamk rhe hain

Sonu- Abe Dekh Mere Daant..
Kaise.. Heere Ki Tarah Chamak Rahe Hai..
Monu- To Mere Kaun Se Kam Hai.
Ek Dum.
Sone Ki Tarah Peele Hai..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

35 Sal Ki Lady Balcony Se Niche

35 Sal Ki Lady Balcony Se Niche
Kachre Ke Dibbe Me Giri.
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Ya Dekh Kay Santa Nay Kaha
Husband Zyada He Shokeen Lagta Hai
Werna Abhi 5 10 Saal Aur Chal Sakti Thi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Are Computers Male or Female?

A foreign language teacher was explaining to her class that, unlike their English counterparts, French nouns are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral. Confused, one student raised his hand and asked, "What gender is a computer?"

The French teacher wasn't sure which gender it was, so she ivided the class into two groups and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. One group was comprised of the women in the class, and the other of men. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)