Santa To Rikshaw Wala

Santa To Rikshaw Wala:
Arey O Bhai Khaali Ho
Kya… ? Rikshaw Wala:
Haan G Bilkul Khaali Hoon

Santa: Aao Chalo Phir Taash
Khelty Hyn . . . =P ;->

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 699 views
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