Bhakt Ka Guzaris

Bhakt : Meri shadi Aishwarya se kara do.

Bhagwan : Uski ek saree 1 lac ki hai, tu kharcha kar payega.

Bhakt : Koi upay bhagvan

Bhagvan : Mallika Sherawat.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 626 views
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