Aik kanjus shaks ki murghi chori hoi
Aik kanjus shaks ki murghi chori hoi is ne faisla kia kay das din tak roti nahi khaye ga takeh mughi ka noksan poora ho jaye do din khana khanay se wo bohat dubla ho giya. Aik din wo shahar jaraha tha rastey mein is sa ziada dubla aadmi mila kanjus is se kahne laga bhayi meri to murghi chori hogayi hai magar yun lagta hai jaisay tumhari bakri khogayi hai.
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