wakeel: my lord kanoon ki kitaab ke saffha number 15 ke mutabiq mere muakkal ko ba izzat-bari kia jaye.

JUDGE: kitaab paish ki jaye

(kitab pesh ki gaye)

judge ne saffa khola to us mei 5000, 5000 k do note thay..

JUDGE: is tarah k do saboot aur pesh kiye jayein

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 845 views

Karachi walo ki hoshiari to dekho:

Karachi walo ki hoshiari to dekho: .

Karachi main roads pe CCTV cameras install kiye gaye.. .

Aj subha k waqt Police Control Room ko phone aaya: .

"Sir, zara BRUNS ROAD walay CCTV mai dekh k btao k HALWA PURI walay ki dukan khul gayi he k nai..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Jaan Mai tumhe

Boy: Jaan Mai tumhe Bangla,Car,Soney Ka haar DILA Donga....Girl:Ye Batao, Shaam ko Park Aa Rahe Ho na..Boy: Agar mummy Ne Bus Ka Kiraya dia to zarur Aunga....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A cold winter!

It was autumn, and the Red Indians asked their New Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.

Since he was a Red Indian chief in a modern society, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his Tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect wood to be prepared.

But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked 'Is the coming winter going to be cold?'

'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed,' the weather man responded.

So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood. A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. 'Is it going to be a very cold winter?'
'Yes,' the man at National Weather Service again replied, 'It's definitely going to be a very cold winter.'

The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find.

Two weeks later, he called the National Weather Service again.
'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?'
'Absolutely,' The man replied. 'It's going to be one of the coldest winters ever.'

'How can you be so sure?' the Chief asked.
The weatherman replied, 'The Red Indians are collecting wood like crazy.'

This is how stock markets work!!!

by Sajjad Qureshi (few years ago!)

Santa: mera beta raat bhar book

Santa: mera beta raat bhar book ke saamne hee baita rahta hai.

Banta: lekin phir bhi woh fail kyu huaa?

Santa: wah book 'facebook' tha, isliye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Every Women

Every woman needs a husband Bcoz there are a
number of things that go wrong For everything u
cannot blame God or the Government

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)