Husband Makes a Glass of Whisky & asks wife: Lo Pio isko!

Wife tastes & says: Chhi, Kitni karvi hay!

Husband: Aur tu sochti hay K mein Roz Ayyashi Karta hun!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 893 views

Laziness

Laziness Is The Mother Of All Bad Habits...
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But Ultimately She Is A Mother,
...And We Should Respect Her... ;->

by Adnan Khalid (few years ago!)

Sun vs Moon

Once there was a debate between two countries, USA and China, one thousand years ago.

Ten distinguished people from each country met in the Himalayas for the debate. The debate was on who was most important - the sun or the moon. Each side presented their arguments and counter-arguments for days but they could not settle.

Finally on the 11th day the Americans defeated the Chinese in the debate and concluded that it was the moon which was more important than the sun, "because the moon gives us light in the night when it is dark, but sun gives us light in the day-when it is not necessary!!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ab to is darr se .....

'Ab too iss darr say rona he chor diya
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Kaheen humaaray aansoon pay dengue anday he na chor jae....:'

by Zain Raza (few years ago!)

Doctor adhi raat ko uttha or bv se

Doctor adhi raat ko uttha or bv se bola:
“main hospital ja raha hoon, hospital se fone aya hay, emrgency hAy.”
Bivi:”kisi ko to apni maut marnay diya karo”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

stupid

Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.

Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)