Husband Makes a Glass of Whisky
Husband Makes a Glass of Whisky & asks wife: Lo Pio isko!
Wife tastes & says: Chhi, Kitni karvi hay!
Husband: Aur tu sochti hay K mein Roz Ayyashi Karta hun!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 799 views
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