SONU;
Tum"Aaine Me Ankhen Band Karke
Kya Dekh Rahe Ho_?

MONU;
Mai Ye"Dekhna Chahta Hu Ki
> Mai
Sote Hue"KaiSa Lagata_Hu_?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 604 views

Ek sardar train ki patti pay

Ek sardar train ki patti pay leta hoa tha. Ek banday ne pocha: ye kiya kar rahe ho. Train aye to mar jao gay.

Sardar ne jawab diya: mere uper say hawaye jahaz chala gya to train kiya cheez hai :)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Qualified MBA Marketing Student

Qualified MBA Marketing Student
married a girl.
After 1 year of tough life with her,
finally
...
... he got angry & Sent a note to his
father-in-law:
"Your Product is Not According To
My Requirements"
The smart Father-in-Law replied:
1 year Warranty expired.
Company is not responsible.:P

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Sardar Apni shadi pe udaas tha

Sardar Apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi ne poocha kia bat hai?

Sardar:
Mere susral ne Barat pe Kum logon Ka Kaha hai.
Pata nahi
Abba mujhe le jata hay ya nahe:-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Scientists finally found

Scientists finally found what was wrong the female brain.

They said the left side had nothing right and the right side had nothing left.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Perfect example of confidence

Perfect example of confidence:
A junior in an office dialed his boss’s number by mistake & said :
Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !………..boss shouted : do you know whom you’re talking to ?!!!!!!
Junior : no!
Boss: i’m the boss of this office.
Junior (in the same tone) : & do u know whom you’re talking to?
Boss: no!
Junior: thank God. (and disconnected da phone)…..:d :p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)