A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States. She proudly announced, "go ahead, ask me any of the capitals, I know all of them."

A red head said, "O.K., what's the capital of Wyoming?" The blonde replied, "Oh, that's easy, 'W'."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 904 views

Ek bar 300 phatan

Ek bar 300 phatan ship mein travel kar rahay the
lakin sare k sare mar gayeee
kaise?
nothing serious
ship bich mein kharab ho gai
tu dhaka denay neachey uttar gayeeeeee

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tune Uss Ladki K Liye Cigratte Chho

Sonu-Tune Uss Ladki K Liye Cigratte Chhodi Monu-Ha

Sonu-Daru Monu-Ha

Sönu-To Shadi Q Nahi Ki
Monu-Itna Sudhar Gaya Tha Ki
Uss Se B Achi Mil Gayi..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Srdar Enters In Ladies Toilet

A Srdar Enters In Ladies Toilet By Mistake

All Ladies
Sudenly
Standup

Srdar:Izat Dil Vich Honi Chyidi A

Betho Betho Tatti tay Pori Kr Lo

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Aik bache ne “Mother Tongue”

Aik bache ne “Mother Tongue” kay bare mazmoon likhna thaa. Bache ko samajh nahain aaa reha thaa kya likhe. Bache ka baap kehta “bohat lambe hai” likh do.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

1 admi k 4 bache thayGovt

?1 admi k 4 bache thayGovt ne elan kia k jis k 5 bache honge usy Rs.20000 mahana dia jae ga Admi ne bv ko kaha k mera 1 Beta meri girl frnd se b he me wo b lekr ata hun Jab admi wapis ghar aya to Apny 2 bache Kam thay Admi: 2 kahan gaiy.BV: Jis k thy wo le gya, tum ne akelay to elan nahi suna na.!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)