2 Cheeje kismat walo ko milti hai
1- Without Boyfrnd wali acchi
Patni...!
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2- samose ke sath xtra chatni:-p

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 2887 views

2 pathano ke darmyan larai ho rahi thi

2 pathano ke darmyan larai ho rahi thi

1st pathan: hum tera kapra phar ke tumko nanga kar dega.

2nd pathan: Khoca! serious larai mai romantic baat mat karo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

3 Charsi Rikshay Main Bethay

3 Charsi Rikshay Main Bethay.
Rikshay Walay Nay Riksha Start Kar K Band Kar Dya
Our Bola: Lo Sahab, Pohanch Gaye.
1 Nay Thanks Bola,
Doosray Nay Paisay Dye,
Our Teesray Nay Driver Ko Thapar Mara.
Driver Samjha Is Ko Pata Chal Gaya.
Laikin 3rd Bola:
Salay Aaj Tou Marwa Hi Deta,
Kitni Taiz Chlata Ha…. :D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Sardar on phone:

Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pregnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking‚¦

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Baap bête khana kha rahay the

Baap bête khana kha rahay the to betay nay kaha: Abbu….

Baap nay kaha: chup karo khana khatay waqt baat nahi kartay. 

Jab dono baap beta nay khana kha lia to baap nay kaha:
Beta kia keh rahay the? 

Betay nay jawab dia: Abbu Salan mein makhi thi woh kha gaye hain.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Dairy Milk Our Gulab Jamun

Dairy Milk Our Gulab Jamun Ka Muqabla Huva..
Dono Main Say Ziyada Sweet Kon Ha?
Case Court Main Gaya .
Dono Hi Haar Gaye..
Bahir Aa K Poochnay Lagay Yaar,
Ye ABC :* Kon Ha?
Jo Hmsay Bhi Ziyada Sweet Ha… :):)
Hmmmmm…
Yaar Pani Phenk Koi Jal Raha Ha!
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by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)