Hum eid k liye kapre bnae ga
Pthan:Hmne Eid k liy kapre banane hein hmre pas
paise ne ha
Sardar:Tm aisa kro Bank se loan le lo
Pthn:Yara hm loan le to le magr hume Cotton
ziyada psand ha,
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