Delivery k baad bachche ki mutthi band thi,
Muthi khol k dekha gaya to usme iPill ka tablet tha or hath me likha tha,
Jako rakhe saiya mar sake na koy

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 563 views

Zookeeper and three boys

A zookeeper approaches three boys standing near the lions' cage and asks them their names and what they're up to.
The first boy says, "My name's Tommy and I was trying to feed peanuts to the lions."

The second boy says, "My name's Billy and I was trying to feed peanuts to the lions."

The third boy says, "My name is Peanuts."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Main tere mobile se

Santa: mai tere mobile se apni girl friend ko sms
bheju,
dekhte hain kya kahti hai?
Banta: No yar, agar usne handwriting pehchan li
to…?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Beta bapp sey papa mai shaadi

Beta bapp sey papa mai shaadi karna chahta hoon
 bapp muskara kar beta kis sey karna chahte hoooo 
beta Dadi sey 
baap sharam nahi ati meri maa sey shaadi katna chahte ho 
beta ap ko sharam nahi ayi ap ney meri ma sey kyu shadi ki

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A Photographer.

The Only Person who can Order a Woman
to Stop Talking
And In Reply
.
She gave Smile to him,,
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.
He Is,,,
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A Photographer...:-)

by lescol (few years ago!)

Friendship among Men & Women

"Friendship among Men"

A woman didnt come home at night

Next day she told her husband

"Mai apni saheli k ghr ruk gai thi"

Man called wife's 10 best friends

None of them knew anything bout it

Now
"Friendship among Men"

A man didnt come home at night

Next day he told his wife
"Mai dost k ghr so gya tha"

Wife called her husband's 10 best friends.

8 of them said, "JI WO RAT MERY PAS HI THA" and 2 claimed,

.
.

"BHABI WO SOYA HUA HAI KAHAIN TO JAGA DU!"

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)