Garmi me Bus Stop pe Log bus

Garmi me Bus Stop pe Log bus K intizaar me khade the,
1 Faqir aya,
Sub se Bhik mangi
Or
Taxi me baith kar chala gaya..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 849 views
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