Chicken
Psychiatrist: "What`s wrong with your brother?"
Sister: "He thinks that he`s a chicken,"
Psychiatrist: "I see. And how long has he been acting like a chicken?"
Sister: "Three years. We would have come in sooner, but we needed the eggs."
Psychiatrist: "What`s your problem?"
Patient: "I think that I`m a chicken."
Psychiatrist: "And how long has this been going on?"
Patient: "Ever since I was an egg."
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 1035 views
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