Teacher Y ru late
Teacher: Y ru late?
Student: Mom & Dad wer fighting
Teacher: Dey wer fighting so ur late?
Student: One Shoe was wid Dad & d othr was wid Mom
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1047 views
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Maa Kasam 5 crore thukra diye par aapka naam nahi liya.
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Malik pathan naukar se
Naukri pa kar tum bhaag tu naheen jao ge
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Pathan naukar: janab jail mein
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Waha usne apni dhoti upar karke sabko dikhaya.
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Malika sherawat ko airport custom par check
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Wife- Koun Thi Wo?
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Ab Kya Hua 1100Rs kyo mang rhe ho?
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Ek samay do bahut milne wale dost rahte thay. Lekin ek din ek dost ki maut ho gayi aur police wala investigate karne ke liye aaya aur uske dost ko sawal poochne laga…
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Sardar: “ Pata nahi sahab, woh bola mere pet mein chuhe kud rahe hai toh maine usko chuha marne ki dawa khila di.”
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or papa unko BILLI,
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ya BILLA?
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T.T: Bachy ka Tckt Half nai pora hoga, iske Umer 12 se zeada hai.
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KID: "Miss Can I Go To The Toilet"
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So He Says the alphabet.
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TEACHER: "Wheres The P"
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