Teacher Y ru late
Teacher: Y ru late?
Student: Mom & Dad wer fighting
Teacher: Dey wer fighting so ur late?
Student: One Shoe was wid Dad & d othr was wid Mom
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1008 views
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