Sardar Carpainter Se
Sardar Carpainter Se :
Bohat Mazbot Bed Banana Q Ke
Mere Betey Ko Bahoo Pe Charna Hai
Carpainter :
Aisa Mazbot Bed Banaoon Ga Ke Pora Mohala Bhi Charh Jaye To Bhi Nahi Tote Ga
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 896 views
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