Zindgi main agar kuch hasil krna hai
Zindgi main agar kuch hasil krna hai tu hamesha apny demagh ki suno, agar demagh sy koi jwab na aaye tu aankhen band kr k socho…………………………..k demagh hai b k nhe
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 806 views
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