A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.

Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."

"Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary positions the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

A little fellow shouted, "Because your feet aren't empty."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1092 views

Light Theory by Pathan

Light Theory by Pathan:
Moon is more imprtnt than Sun
Bcz it gives light at night when light is needed
While
Sun givs light at day when light is already present

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Lady to inspector Santa

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet!


Santa: Why don't u cook something else.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Attendence.. Pap

Attendence..

Pappu

Yes Sir

Bablu

Yes Sir

Tinku

Yes Sir

Ullu

??

Ullu

??

Ullu

Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Principal: Agar koi ladka girl's

Principal: Agar koi ladka girl's hostel me paya gaya, to usko pehli bar Rs 300 fine lagega, dusri bar 500 aur teesri bar Rs 800 fine lagega.

Ek Ladka: Monthly pass ka kya lega, mamu?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Student Aapna Result Dekh Ke..

Student Aapna Result Dekh Ke..

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Kya.. Mai Fail Ho Gaya..?
...
Aur

Wo Bhi English Me..

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UNPOSSIBLE

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)