Khuda Ka Shukar Hai
Pathan: Khuda Ka Lakh Lakh Shukar Hai Ke Pakistan 13 August Ko Aazad Nahi Howa
Dost(Heran Hote Howe):
Kyon?
Pathan:Phir Hum 14 August Kaise Manatay
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 850 views
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