BV -Wo Aadmi Muje Dekh K
BV -Wo Aadmi Muje Dekh K Muskura Raha H
Pati-Jrur hasega,jb maine pehli bar tumhari shakal dekhi thi to Mai b 3din tak Apni hasi nai Rok paya tha
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