I saw someone in coffie shop,
Attractive, Graceful, Intelligent, Smart and Decent.

More like a celebrity.
I went to Closer...... .
OH GOD!!!!

Yeh Mirrors bhi na.Ufffffffffff

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 759 views

Sardar or bomb

2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile,
1st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain.
2 sardar: agar koi bomb raaste me phat gaya to?
1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Zubaida aapaaaaaaaaa

Kya Ap Macharon Se Pareshan Hain! Sone Mein Takleef Hoti Hy??

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To Macharo K Sone K Baad Sojaen! Zubaida Aapa K Nadan Totkay :)

by nadeem (few years ago!)

Bechaare Ladke

Ladki par hath uthaye to zalim;
Ladki se pit jaye to namard.

Ladki ko kisi ke sath dekh kar... lade to jealous;
Chup rahe to begairat.

Ghar se bahar rahe to awara;
Ghar me rahe to nakara.

Bachcho ko dante to buzdil;
Na dante to laparwah.

Biwi ko naukri se roke to shak karne wala;
Na roke to biwi ki kamai khane wala.

Aakhir bechara ladka kare toh kya kare.... ??? Mard Ko Bhi Dard Hota Hai...

by WAQAR (few years ago!)

Jungle me sapera been liye baitha tha

Jungle me sapera been liye baitha tha.... .
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Gaur farmaiye Jungle me sapera been liye baitha tha......
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Saap aur bhi kamina tha woh earphone lagaye
baitha tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

kya meri nak tedi hai

kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe… phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai………….?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)