prefer prepaid connection

Santa:Y do u prefer prepaid connection over postpaid?

Banta:Prepaid me bahut fayda hai,
isme call k baad bill badhne ki bajaye kam hota hai... ;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 626 views
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