Amitabh Public Toilet Me Se Pura Bhig K Aaye,

Jaya:
Aap To Susu Krne Gye Thay?

Amitabh:
Jaise He Mai Ander Gya,
Koi Bola "BIG B"
Aur Sab Meri Taraf Ghum Gye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1001 views

1 13 khayal

1

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na aawey

tay

80

udaas ho

janday haan

100

20

nhi sakdy

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saanu

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kardey O

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band

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janday

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A gall kisay 9

20

na 10 daveen k

13 mera 7 hamesha rahaway ga

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I MIS U DIL K 7

Hum 2,9,1,7. .

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

A man in Hell asked Devil:

A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Gir;mujhe kyoun dekh rahe ho?

gir;mujhe kyoun dekh rahe ho?
tumari koi behan nahi he kya

boy;hai is liye to dekh raha hoon
girl; koun?

boy ; meri behan ko bhabi cahiye..........

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Manager: hamaare bank

Manager: hamaare bank mein hum aapko binaa interest ke loan denge.

customer: arey, jab dena hai to thoda haste haste dona. agar dene mein interest nahi hai, to mat do

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Maine Tumhara No

Santa-Maine Tumhara No. Kitni Baar Try Kiya But Tumhara Mobile "SWITCH OFF" Tha

Banta-Abe Wo Meri "HELLO TUNES" Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)