You are drinking tea alone

Teacher: Is Ko Khalis Memoni Me Translate Karo
“You Are Drinking Tea Alone”
Memon Bacha:
Lakh Lannat Toji Shakal Tey
Moua Bagherat Eklo Eklo Chaa Piye Tou.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 601 views
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