ye mar chuka hai
Doctor - ye mar chuka hai..
(tabhi mariz bol pada) - main zinda hu..!
Mareez ki biwi boli - Tum chup raho ji, hamesha apni chalate ho, itna bada doctor kya jhut bolega?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 959 views
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