Ghar Pe Guest Aa Rahe Hai
Santa Ki Patni Apne Ghar Par Do Extra Bister Laga Rahi Hoti Hai To Santa Ye Dekh Ke Pappu Se Puchta Hai.
Santa: “Pappu, Aaj Teri Maa Do Bistar Kyun Laga Rahi Hai?”
Beta: “Papa, Ghar Pe Do Guest Aane Wale Hai”
Santa: “Kaun Aa Raha Hai?”
Beta: “Mummy Ka Bhai Aur Mera Maama”
Santa: “Achha, Phir Ek Aur Laga Lo, Mera Saala Bhi To Aa Raha Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1004 views
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