Pedhne wala gafha
Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejne wala mahan,
padhne wala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejne wala gadha,
padhne wala mahan.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1063 views
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