Mareez Nurse Se Paani Pilao

Mareez Nurse Se: Paani Pilao.

Nurse: Kya Pyaas Lagi Hai..?

Mareez Ghussay Se:

Nahi, Gala Check Karna Hai

Leak To Nahi...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 722 views
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