JATT: Tumhe rajput kyon kehte hain?
RAJPUT: Hum apni baat pe jaan de dete hain,
aur tumhe JATT q kehte hain ?
JATT : QK hum bat bat pe jan le lete hain ;-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1373 views

Zindagi me Shadi karna bahut

Zindagi me Shadi karna bahut zaroori hai..

Kyon ki..?

Zindagi mein Khushiyaan hee sab kuch nahi hoti..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sharab Se Nafrat

Santa : Yaar!
Ye Auratein Sharab
Se Nafrat Q Karati Hai?

Banta :
Islye Ki Sharab Pine Ke
Baad Chuhe Jaisa Pati Bhi Sher
Ho Jata Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Two cows are standing

Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"
The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

who discovered America

TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the
map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now,
class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!

by nadeem (few years ago!)

A man calls his wife

A man calls his wife through an! idea mobile.

But the call goes to another woman. They loved & got married..

Moral: an! Idea can change your wife ..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)