A conversation between man & women
A conversation between man & women
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Man : How old are u ?
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Woman : A woman never tells her age
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Man : Just tell me your age
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Woman : since I was 18 i never told anyone my age .
Man : But I will make sure I will know your age ?
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Woman : How can u do that while for the last 10 years nobody
ever made me say my age ?
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Man : Hahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahh ahahaha
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 820 views
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