Santa k truck k peechay likha tha
Santa k truck k peechay likha tha
"chota parivar sukhi parivar"
Or uske nechay
Tinu, minu, chintu, chinky, pinky, guddu, guddi, sonu, monu, te sohan de papa di gaddi!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 929 views
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ik chor geya Daku Aya
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Santa ke yaha tisri bar ladki huiTo usne elan kia ki BETA hua hai.Ek dost ne dekha to kaha- yeto ladki hai. santa:Munda niche se maa par gaya hai.
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Again he had twins & named them Peter & Repeater.
Again he had twins & named them Max & Climax.
...
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Load Shedding K Fawaaid: Generator,UPS &
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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Saas: Khuda ne tumhe do aankhe di hai, Chawal se
patthar nahi nikal sakti kya?
Bahu: Khuda ne tumhe battis daant diye hai do
char 2-4 patthar nahi chabba sakti kya!!!
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