Since teacher:agr koi larki behosh ho jae to us k lips se lips mila k sans do theak ho jae gi.;
studend :sir ,magr behosh kaise karen

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 521 views

Bania market jata hai underwear

Bania market jata hai underwear purchase karne.

Bania: Yeh kitne ka hai?

Shopkeeper: Rs 500.
Kanjoos Bania: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, party wear nahi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jo cheez urti h

Jo cheez Urti hai
Master : Jo cheez Urti hai, wo anday deti hai

Aur

Jo zameen per chalti hai, wo bachay deti hai.

Wo kiya cheez hai jo urti b hai aur bachay bhi deti hai..?


Pathan : Air hostess...:-p

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

Great School Humor

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."

Groucho Marx

1890-1977

This reminds me of the student who began his Middle Ages story with:

"He was a dark and stormy knight...."

In a survey taken several years ago, all incoming freshman at MIT were asked if they expected to graduate in the top half of their class.

Ninety-seven percent responded that they did.

Q: What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

A: The teacher says "Get that gum out of your mouth", where as the train says "Chew, Chew ".

"The reason that every major university maintains a department of mathematics is that it is cheaper to do this than to institutionalize all those people."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ali ke 4 baache hue,

Ali ke 4 baache hue, naam rakhe Yusuf Ali,

Altaf Ali, Irfan Ali, Asif Ali,

Fir 5va or 6va bacha hua to Ali ke begum ne naam rakhe – Bas-Kar Ali, Raham-Ali

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tofan anay pr machar 1 darkht sy lipat gya..

Tofan anay pr machar 1 darkht sy lipat gya..
Tofan khatam hone k bad machar apna pasena saf kr k bola..
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Aj me na hota to ye drakht to gya tha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)