Main Zarur Aaunga.

Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Mai Aaoge Na?

Banta-Mai Un Logo Mai Se Nahi,

Jo Musibat Ke Waqt Dost ko Akela Chhod De.

Main Zarur Aaunga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 907 views
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