Main Zarur Aaunga.

Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Mai Aaoge Na?

Banta-Mai Un Logo Mai Se Nahi,

Jo Musibat Ke Waqt Dost ko Akela Chhod De.

Main Zarur Aaunga.

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