Malika sherawat ko airport custom par check karate huye puchha gaya madam iss tifin box main kya hain.

Malika sherawat: umm tang mat karo isme mere kapade hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 936 views

Wife And Pocket

My pocket got picked in the bus today but my wife saved my money,’ said Pappu.

His friend Sonu, full of sympathy, asked, ‘Did your wife manage to catch the pickpocket?’

‘No, no. She was not on the bus,’ replied Pappu.

‘Then how did she save your money?’ inquired Sonu rather puzzled.

‘Oh, she had removed most of the cash from my wallet in the morning!’ replied Pappu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Swarg

Wife--Suna hai swarg me husband aur wife ko sath me nahi rahane dete....?

Husband--pagli,tabhi to use swrg kahate hai...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher says to student

Teacher says to student, In Algebra
A=B
&
B=C.
It means A=C.

Now give relevant example.
Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

One day ya t20 karwa do

Sardar ki maan bemar howi docter k pas le gae.
Docter :is k test hon ge
sardar:tests ki in ki umer nai one day ya t20 karwa do.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Facebook Status Difference

Girl’s Facebook Status – Traveled In A Bus After Such A Long Time.

Comments:
Awwwww.. Muah..

May Be Next Time We Both Can Go Together Sweetie.
You Went Without Me?

Wow! I Also Wanna Experience It Once.

You Must Be Tired Na Honey?

Boy’s Facebook Status – Traveled In A Bus After Such A Long Time.

Comments:
Haan To Saale Usme Hum Kya Kare?

Bas Yehi Aukaat Hai Teri.
Saale Ab Tu Rickshaw Me Jayega To Bhi Status Rakhega?
Abe Baap Ko Bole Ek Cycle To Dila De Kam Se Kam.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)