Student: Can I take the same book that I took a few days ago?
Librarian: Is it that interesting?

Student: No. I wrote my GF telephone no. on it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 821 views

Tum Toh Mamuli Dard

Doctor- Tum Toh Mamuli Dard Bataa Rahe They, Lekin Tumhari Toh Dhadkan Bhi Kaafi Badhi Huee Hai

Sonu- Woh Toh Aapki Fees Dekh kar Badhi Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Difference between

Banta: What is the difference between a nail and a
boxer? Santa: One gets knocked in the other gets
knocked out.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ghire hue badlo me teri yad ati

Ladka- Ghire hue badlo me teri yad ati h,

Saawan k ane me teri yad ati h,
Baris ki bundo me teri yad ati h,

Ladki- Haan haan muje yad hai teri Chatri deni hai...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Great School Humor

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."

Groucho Marx

1890-1977

This reminds me of the student who began his Middle Ages story with:

"He was a dark and stormy knight...."

In a survey taken several years ago, all incoming freshman at MIT were asked if they expected to graduate in the top half of their class.

Ninety-seven percent responded that they did.

Q: What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

A: The teacher says "Get that gum out of your mouth", where as the train says "Chew, Chew ".

"The reason that every major university maintains a department of mathematics is that it is cheaper to do this than to institutionalize all those people."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1gareeb ladke ki shaadi ho rahi

1 gareeb ladke ki shaadi ho rahi thi. pandit-kaho "mera apna sab kuch apni patni ko deta hun"
peeche se aawaz aai: "lo bechare ki cycle bhi gayi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)