Student: Can I take the same book that I took a few days ago?
Librarian: Is it that interesting?

Student: No. I wrote my GF telephone no. on it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 966 views

2 saal pehle mujhe bukhar hua tha

pathan: Dr. sahb 2 saal pehle mujhe bukhar hua tha

Dr:tu ab kiya hua?

Pathan:yahan se guzar raha tha socha poch lon k

ap ne Nahane ko mana kia tha, ab naha Lon?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Police wala apne bache se

Police wala apne bache se: Beta tumhara result achha nahi aya aj se tumhara khelna tv dekhna
band

.

.

Son: Ye 50 Rs pakro or is bat ko yahien daba do":-

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

CHRIS GAYLE

Sardar ki Biwi ka rang kala tha

Biwi ne Red Colour ki sarhi pehni or Sardar se pucha

Me kesi lag rhi hn

Sardar muskuraty huwy bikul CHRIS GAYLE

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Beta khana khayega

Mom: Beta khana khayega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Ladu khaiyega??
Beta: Na
Mom: Mithai Khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom:ice creame khaiyega?
Beta: Na
Mom: Baap pe gaya hai THAPAR hi khayega!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Ek dukhi girlfriend ne

Ek dukhi girlfriend ne,
apne boyfrnd ke liye,
shayari likhi...
.
.
Phoolo ka raja,
Baharo ka shahzada.
.
.
Dil tor kar chala gaya..
KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA.. ;

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)