CHRIS GAYLE
Sardar ki Biwi ka rang kala tha
Biwi ne Red Colour ki sarhi pehni or Sardar se pucha
Me kesi lag rhi hn
Sardar muskuraty huwy bikul CHRIS GAYLE
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