Pathan Larki Se: I Love You.

Larki: Tameez Se Baat Karo.

Pathan: “Assalam-o-Alaikum”

I Love You.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 515 views

Grandpa commits suicide

A boy comes running into the kitchen and says, "Mommy, mommy! Grandpa hanged himself in the living room!"

His mother runs into the living room, and sees no one there. Angrily, she says, "Listen. You should never lie like that to me again, do you understand!?!"

"I'm sorry," says the boy. "I was just kidding. He hanged himself in the basement."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Funny Murgi

Ek murgi market gayi, aur dukaandar se boli, “ek anda dena.”

ukaandar bola, “sharm nahin aati, murgi hokar anda mangti ho.”

Murgi boli, “mere pati ne kaha hai ki 3 rupyee ke ande ke liye
apna figure kharab mat karo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek rangile ne apne girlfriend ke

Ek rangile ne apne girlfriend ke kuch jyada hi kareeb aane ki koshish ki.

GF : yaar, shaadi se pehle ye sab nahi.

Rangila : Don't worry, mein pehle se hi shaadi-shuda hu!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dada Or Dadi Jawani K Din

Dada Or Dadi Ne
Apni Jawani K Dino Ko
Phr Se Yad Kr K Manane Ka Socha,
Unho Ne Faisla Kiya K Hm Phr Drya Kinare Milange,
Dada Suba Jaldi Uth Kr Tyar Ho K,
Gulab Le Kr Kinare Pohncha,
Boht Dyr Hogai Dadi Nhi I,
Wo Ghuse Mey Ghr Aya,
Or Phul Phenkte Hoe Bola:
Tum I Q Nhi,
Dadi Shrmate Hoe Boli:
Ami Ne Jane Ni Dia:-)

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Sardar

Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.
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2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)