Examiner:y r u under tension
Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?
student:No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow exam’s pharray (Cheating material) today:-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 816 views
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