Pathan raat ko Machardani laga
Pathan raat ko Machardani laga kar so raha tha: Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.
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Pathan: Lo ye khocha machar humko Torch le kar dondh raha hai.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 721 views
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