Husbund Ko Itraaz Nah ho
Ek larka aur ek larki date per jaatai hain. Dono bhohut hi romantic mood mai hotai hain. Larki nai phir barai pyaar se larke sai poocha,
"kya tum shadi ke baad bhi mujse itna pyaar kero gai" Larkai nah jawab diya "haan agar tumhare husband koh itraaz nah ho to"
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