Arz Kiya Hai?
Aaj lulli Hai,
kal Lulla HoGa,
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WAH WAH
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Aaj lulli Hai kal lulla Hoga,
Bhai Sahab Ap k Pass 5000 ka Kuhlla HoGA

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 616 views

Sardar Ji Ke Samose

3 sardar picnic par gae wahan ja kar yad aya k pepsi to ghar bhol gaye

Decide kia ki sab se chota sardar ja kar pepsi le aaye

Chota sardar:Main is shart par jata hun k tum mere ane tak samose nahi khao ge
Dono ne kaha thik hai

1 din guzar gaya sardar ni aya
2 din guzr gaye
2no ne socha k ab samose kha lne chahye

Jaise hi samosa uthaya chota sardar ped k peche se nikal k bola....

Aisa karoge to main nahi jauga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Husband 2 wife

Husband 2 wife:

Me Wo Nahi K
Shadi Hui Or Badal Gaya !!

Mera Wohi Mizaj
Wohi Z0q Hai !!

Shadi Se Pehle B Mujhe
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Shadi Ka Sh0q Tha..

Shadi K Bad B Muje Shadi Ka Sh0q hai :-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bachi ko jor-jor se roti dekhkar

Bachi ko jor-jor se roti dekhkar maa ne poocha- “kyo roti ho?”
Bachi- “Bhaiya ne meri gudiya tod di”

Maa- “Kaise? Kaise tod di?”
Bachi- “Maine gudiya uske sir par maari thi?”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

The Ideal Man

At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.

"The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. Entertain. And stay home at night!"

A lady at a nearby table overheard this and spoke up, "Girl, if that's all you want, get a TV!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

jin ki chekian

Shadi ki takreb main jin a gaya

Sab logon ki jin ko chekh ker chekiannikal gian

Wahan per majod aik samjhdar buzarg ne kha k sab females wazo ker k aian

Jab females wazo ker k ai to jin ki chekian nikal giain.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)