kal mera sher se saamna ho gaya

Santa: kal mera sher se saamna ho gaya Banta: Phir kay hua

Santa: maine TV band kar di
Banta: Kyon vo to TV Main tha na

Santa: Ye to main samajhata hun, us jaanvar ko kya pata TV h isase bahar nahi nikalte

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