Girlfriend Pe Shayari

Kash! Tum Bakari Hoti,

Main Tum Ko Ghass Khilata,

Pyar Se Tumhare Seengh Pakadta,

Aur Puchta Pagal Kon?

Tum Ya Main?

Or Tum Pyar Se Bolti: “Main Main...”

Tab Main Khoob Jor-Jor Se Hasta…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 855 views
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