Musharraf joined Pakistani army
Musharraf joined Pakistani army and was given a gun.
Musharraf asked his Officer: Sir, to what side should I point its nozzle, towards myself or to the opposite side.
Officer: Stupid, keep it anyway, in both the cases it will benefit the nation.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 684 views
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