Man will you marry me

Man: Marry me?

Woman: Do you have a flat?

Man: No

Woman: Do you have a camry car?

Man: No

Woman: How much is your salary?

Man: No salary

but

Woman: No but. You have nothing. How can i marry you? Leave please.

Man: (talks to himself)

I have one villa, 3 property lands, 3 Ferraris, 2 Porsches

Why do I still need to buy camry?

How can I get the salary when actually Im the BOSS? :/

MORAL Women Please be patient & listen to wat guys have to say..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 706 views
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