Maalik: arey, tune 500 saal puraani ghadi thod dee
hai.
naukar: bach gaya saab, main to samjha yeh nayaa
hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1167 views

Did You Take The Patient's Temperature?

Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature?
Nurse: No. Is it missing?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tum Aisi Roti Nai Paka Sakti

PATI-Tum Aisi Roti Nai Paka Sakti
Jesi meri Ammi Pakati Thi
BV-Paka Sakti Hu

Agar Tum B Aisa Aata Goondho
Jesa Tumhare Abbu Goondha Karte The

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Consultation fees

A lawyer's dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals a roast. The butcher goes to the lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" The lawyer answers, "Absolutely."

"Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today."

The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50. The butcher, having a feeling of satisfaction, leaves.

Three days later, the butcher finds a bill from the lawyer: $100 due for a consultation.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

HITLER

Hitler says, "There isno word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
Sardar says: Ab bolne se kya faayda?" Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na "

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)

WO KON C UNGLI HAI

FARAZ to RAAZ Ek sawal ka jawab do..

WO KON C UNGLI HAI JIS MAI HADDI NAHI HOTI???

RAAZ-Pata nahi??
FARAZ-DASTANYE KI.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)