500 saal porani ghari
Maalik: arey, tune 500 saal puraani ghadi thod dee
hai.
naukar: bach gaya saab, main to samjha yeh nayaa
hai
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 599 views
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pappu iz the best. . .:-D. . !!!
Mukesh Ambani::: Agar main
subah se apni car me niklu
to sham tak apni aadhi
property bhi nahi dekh sakta,
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Pappu:" Hamare paas bhi aisi
khatara car thi, Bech di... :p:O:/:-
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Ñ@üghtý þoý
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